*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?
(Source: telapathetic, via hi)
introductory paragraph of my essay:
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
(Source: verswayze, via because--i--knew--you)
the world cup is officially over and i can say robin van persie had the best goal of the tournament